Your Step-by-Step Guide to
COMPOST CREDIT PROGRAM
Relax, kick back, and visit our Farm Store to check out the goods.
Choose from tangibles like:
farm fresh eggs
and intangibles like:
Fine print: RVA local? Handcrafted? Artisan quality? Yes please!
After careful consideration, weighing the pros and cons, and consultation with trusted loved ones, redeem your credits by one of these methods:
Attach your list to a carrier pigeon and send her to 37.808319, -77.604088.
Fine print: we'll giftwrap your items at no charge if you send the pigeon.
GET YOUR GOODIES
Items will be delivered with your next regular bucket exchange.
Please allow 1 week to prepare your items for delivery.
Most items - including compost and castings - are prepared-to-order.
Eggs have limited availability. If we're sold out, we'll gladly reserve a dozen for your next exchange.
Fine print: our chickens are doing their best so please take it over-easy on them. We're here all week.
The cycle begins again.
Remember: with all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams, it is still a beautiful world.
Do you know other humans?
We're growing our compost collection program and can use your help! If you have like-minded friends, family, coworkers, or even your best friend's sister's girlfriend's brother's boyfriend, refer them for an added bonus.
For each referral you provide we'll apply twenty credits to your account!
Your referral will also get twenty credits!
To ensure credit is applied, be sure they fill in the 'referred by' field when they sign up.
- We have a limited Service Area in which we can accept new subscribers. Referrals must reside within this area to be eligible for service.
- We're now in Wyndham! Tell all the Wyndhamers you know! Wyndhamians? Wyndhamists.